i love birthdays they’re so motivational like if i can manage to keep myself alive for another year ill get money and cake
Thermochromic table by Jay Watson
imagine banging someone on that table
imagine being home alone and seeing imprints on that table
Imagine having a friend sit at that table for a long while, but when they get up there’s no imprints at all.
What if you got up after trying to console a crying friend, and found that you had no imprints… and they were crying because they missed you?
aaaah it was a cool table now it’s a horror/drama story
What are you so afraid of!?
I’m REALLY sorry but it looks like they’re about to rap battle
That’s exactly what I thought, too
Epic Rap Battles of DISNEYYYYYYYYYYYY
Hey nice hair
Ms. Curly ass fro
You’re out of control
Mine is slick like the snow
Your right it’s petty to just
focus on your look
Should we focus on talent
'cause we know you can't cook
Go ahead and threaten me with your
little wooden weapon
But not even a bear cankeep me from steppin’
Up on your turf ‘cause I’m
straight rippin’ from Narnia
And if you walk out the door now
I promise no harm to ye’.
coming from a from a Frozen ass bitch
I don’t even need my bow
to deal with this sitch’
I didn’t realise you started rapping
'cause I thought we kept it classy
With the noises coming out your mouth
I thought it was your sister being gassy!
You’ll destroy yourself
by keepin’ everything inside
Your powers can’t be controlled ‘cause
your sick in the mind!
Both parents are dead!
Now you’re ill in the head -
If I didn’t know better I’d say you hated red -
Hair! Cause you changed your sis
Didn’t notice till now but your fate is this
To be upstaged by we the new dominate race
I guess people like us better b/c gingers are running this place.
Don’t pop your top
you unreasonable scot
If you weren’t so selfish then you’d’ve not
turned your mom to a bear
how the hell is that fair?
At least when I try and change people
I only change their hair!
If you say you can go change your fate
But I know the only reason you say you can
Is cause you suck at choosing a date!
Don’t bring up dates to me, ai’ght
'Cause your sister knocked down two me in two nights!
And yet there you are up in your castle aloneHope you don’t get frostbite sweetie just from sitting on your throne!
Once you look inside yourself you’ll realise your a sham
Not an actual royal specimen like I am.
And now you understand I’ve just kicked your ass, so
take my solemn advice dear.
And let it go.
You read the beginning and outro in the voice and you know you did
this is the saddest scene in this movie
WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD
BUT WHAT IF HARRY IS GOING TO COACHELLA
WHAT THE HELL IS COACHELLA AND WHY HAS EVERYONE BEEN TALKING ABOUT IT THE LAST WEEK i feel so lost
you need to get with the times dude
i’m from the wrong corner of the world and pay attention to the wrong side of culture to have any way of knowing what a coachella is
if u don’t like girl groups i can’t fully trust u
An asexual and pansexual become room-mates and have wacky adventures
The show is called ‘All or Nothing’
Plot twist: the asexual is really super outgoing and is a huge flirt while the pansexual is extremely socially awkward and has trouble ordering coffee let alone getting a date.
my hand slipped
OH MY FUCKING GOOOOOOOOo0o0oOOOoo0oD.
OH MY GOD PLEASE DONT UNFOLLOW ME FOR THIS
ACTUALLY DO IF YOU CANT HANDLE THIS YOU CANT HANDLE MY BLOG
IM REBLOGGING THIS AGAIN
what. the. FUCK?
Lifehack: Accidentally text the wrong person? Immediately put your phone on airplane mode and once it fails to deliver, delete the message.
This can save lives
did everyone just quietly forgive pharrell for being in blurred lines